Author: Brian White
Wife Fails to Give Doves to Priest, Damned (comic)
Ever wondered what girls learn when they go off to a separate class while you’re busy learning about resisting the temptation to masturbate yourself blind? They’re learning about why their girly things happen, and you don’t want to know about…
Anti-Tax Crusaders Shocked IRS Would Question Them
Tea Party political activity groups, known for their hardline anti-tax position, were singled out by the IRS for scrutiny. “It’s crazy,” says anti-tax crusader and Wisconsin Tea Party head Colin Felcher. I can’t imagine a single reason why they’d think…
There Are Only Two Ways Divorce Can End (comic)
If you’ve ever known someone who has been married, you know the pitfalls they face. An aging and perpetually less attractive spouse, inability to conscionably be with other sexual partners, and a general malaise that sits over your life like…
Record Number of Muslims Converting to Hispanic
In the early 20th century, the rage was anglosizing. Making your immigration feel seamless by pretending to be from a different part of Europe. Today it’s gone beyond the color barrier, and many Muslims would just rather be mistaken for…
Man Tries to Explain-Away Awkward Black Eye (Comic)
If you’ve ever been a guy, and I suspect about half of the population has (more like 70+% of our readers) then you know how awkward and embarrassing it is to show up with a shiner on your eye. Do…
Hipster Suffers 2nd Degree Burns, Smug About It (comic)
Sometimes it’s good to be on the cutting edge, other times not so much. Hipsters – though you’ll never meet anyone willing to accept that label – love going against the grain, even if it literally pains them to do…
Mother’s Day Often Celebrated Just Plain Wrong (comic)
Maybe you have mommy issues, maybe you don’t. Or maybe you’re in that in-between realm where you’re not sure if you do or not. Spoiler alert, you have mommy issues. What did YOU do for your mother on Mother’s Day,…
Arbor Day a Real Holiday, Many Celebrate (comic)
It makes sense. All you have to do to honor Arbor Day is plant some trees. It’s the day of trees, after all. Find a good spot with some sunshine, throw down a seedling, call it a day, right? It…
Return of Christ Announced (comic)
We’ve all wondered when He’d get around to returning. At the sermon on the mount he said he’d return before the last of them in attendance had died, but what a kidder that Christ was, for the love of God….
You Fancy Yourself a Poet, Eh? (comic)
Poets are bad enough, but the self-proclaimed poets are even worse still. Sometimes you want to challenge them, see if they’ve really got what it takes. Well this nay-sayer does just that with, well, unexpected results. I guess the full-on…