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Mother’s Day Often Celebrated Just Plain Wrong (comic)

   Published Date: May 12, 2013  1 Comment on Mother’s Day Often Celebrated Just Plain Wrong (comic)

Maybe you have mommy issues, maybe you don’t. Or maybe you’re in that in-between realm where you’re not sure if you do or not. Spoiler alert, you have mommy issues.

What did YOU do for your mother on Mother’s Day, this most fabricated of all holidays. Come on, let’s get real, we all know it’s true. This is a Hallmark-Invented holiday designed to get you to spend mad stacks of money, and one that works uncommonly well.

If you want to go against the grain, or if you hate your mother, just do this… nothing. Don’t call, don’t text, don’t send any flowers of cookie bouquets. Just let that bitch languish. After all, all she did was get porked by your dad, and fail to find a competent abortion provider.

Yes, life is precious… but come on, let’s get real. Nobody celebrates father’s day, so let’s put this travesty to rest.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

1 thought on “Mother’s Day Often Celebrated Just Plain Wrong (comic)”

  1. It’s funny, but you kow what else is funny? That you still can’t draw hands. Hey, they’re not easy, I get it. I used to do a lot of art in high school and I could never master hands either.

    COmparing this to yoru earlier stuff, you should keep at it, You’re growing quickly.

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