Posted in Serious Commentary

What Kind of Immigration System Will We Have Post-Brexit? Ask Newsthump!

A funny story from the satire outlet Newsthump humorously portrays Jeremy Corbyn in terms of a common British trope: the ‘angry old man’ who doesn’t like ‘foreigners,’ is overly critical of immigration, and is very defensive about the economic interests…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Random Thoughts (XIV): Fundies, Agitators & Toxic Males!

Not All Faiths are Equal Yes, you judged rightly: I am indeed a man of peace. And I can see much good in many faiths. And it’s precisely from this spirit, that I simply cannot accept moral equivalence between all…

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Posted in Biz News Technology

Ten Thousand Emails In – I Think GDPR Might Be Important

If you’re anything like me, then you tend to stay the course for the sake of simplicity above all else. If you’re anything like me, you also have a couple of different websites set up as a side project for…

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Posted in Biz News Technology

Top 3 Essential Steps for Outstanding Sanding (From James Draper!)

Sanding is hard. That’s the general reaction people give me whenever I talk to them about it. Sanding has really gotten an infamous reputation over the years due to inexperienced people diving into a complex piece (like an intricately detailed…

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Posted in Politics

Future NRA Investment Projects In Keeping With Their Violent Tradition

The NRA, reeling after the public notice of their being cash strapped as of late, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. Since their specialized focus of interest are items of destruction it only follows that…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

WTF?! Sacha Baron-Cohen’s Psychologist Cousin Makes HORRENDOUS Autism Gaffe! Please share!

What’s the worst Godwin fail you’ve heard all year? There’s a lot of it about, but I am quite sure you’ll all have no trouble agreeing that the story that’s about to follow is one of the worst you’ve heard…

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Posted in Biz News

The ‘Vaping Community’ is Real and it is Changing the World

The vaping community is real, and it is collectively referred to as “vape culture” which encompasses the spirit that surrounds the act of vaping. In the last decade or so, vaping is something that has taken the world by storm…

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The Biggest Operating Software Companies in the World

We all might be enjoying the best software on our mobile phones and computers, but have you ever come to think of the companies who are behind that craft? Well, this article will help you get a real understanding of…

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Posted in Politics

Alt-Right Lunatic Richard Spencer Commences ‘Eastern Strategy’ of Soviet Apologetics

I hear the Alt-Right are now borrowing tips from their fellow radical socialists, the Tankies: Hitler wasn’t a REAL Nazi. Hitler would obviously have been nicer if it wasn’t for his enemies boxing him into a corner! You’re against Hitler?…

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Posted in Entertainment Video News

Weight Loss Hypnosis for Free, if that’s the Sort of Humbug you’re into

Listen to these smooth, dulcet tones and before you know it you’ll be thinner, cuter, and more attractive, even if just to yourself… yeah, it’s mostly yourself. That’s okay too. Tell us in the comments what you’d like us to…

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Posted in Top Stories

Semi Humorous Meetings With Strange Creatures In The Night

The following are real life experiences: It was my first time to Steamboat Springs in Colorado. As was my usual way of traveling in my younger days, I planned on camping out in the rough – i.e., no tent; only…

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Posted in World News

Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”

After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites…

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Posted in World News

HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…

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Posted in Top Stories

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

Just wanted to wish all our great Jewish readers the most peaceful and blessed Rosh Hashanah ever! Have a wonderful, prosperous new year! — The Glossy News Team

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Posted in World News

Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”

Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Pre-Dystopian America, Two Different Endings!

Thanks so much for following the Honest Adolph serial here at Glossy News. You can catch up on any updates about any future book release at Glossy News, as well as our Facebook page, which you can like right away!…

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Posted in Politics

Obama Got Up on the World Stage, Reminded Everyone what a President Sounds Like

Obama broke ages of silence. Not to prove we miss him, but to remind us what a statesman actually sounds like. Trump supporters were the first to whip up the re-re-reMIX to mashup his words to sound terrible, but they…

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Posted in Biz News

Tips on Writing a Well-Thought-Out Lab Report

Writing a lab report is a challenging task, and you should take it seriously. We’ve gathered some tips on how to write each part of the lab report just the way your professor wants to see it.

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Posted in Biz News

When Was The Last Joke you Heard?

You would definitely agree that the only thing which can make your monotonous and tedious routine lively is a well-said joke. A joke does make a boring day lively, instantly. In this modern world, people are extremely busy with their…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Did Brooklyn Nine Nine Save the Spoof Cop Genre, or Kill it?

Police Squad invented the spoof cop show genre, and tons have followed in those footsteps. Last month we wanted to shoot a short screen test for a show we want to shop around. It’s a police spoof, but much more…

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