Day: March 5, 2013
Trojan To Market New Product To Reduce Spread Of Idiocy
Trojan, a major manufacture of products designed to prevent the spread of sexual diseases, announced today that they have developed a human sized condom that can effectively prevent the spread of idiocy that is heard on right wing radio shows….
Jodi Arias’s Shocking Sex Claim Stuns Mormon Community
In a trial that has been laced with sexual revelations that have left many scratching their heads, probably the one that caused the most shock in the Mormon community was uttered by the defendant today. Trying to recover from days…
Secretary Kerry Denies Arms For Syrian Handicapped
Catholic Priests Terrorize Italy’s Youth
Terror in Italy this morning as hundreds of Catholic priests descend upon the Vatican. Italian Mister of Defense Giampaolo di Paola has imposed a strict curfew and parents are being encouraged to keep their children indoors until the threat has…
Macfarlane Kills Puppy, Steals Grandmother’s Purse after Oscars
Seth Macfarlane, made famous by his comedic take on the American family through a show called The Family Guy, has gone from fame to infamy almost overnight. As recent host of Hollywood’s paramount night, the Academy Awards, Macfarlane made enemies…