Day: October 16, 2012
Paul Ryan: ‘Must Not Look Weak, Must Not Look Weak’
KENTUCKY – Following his televised debate with Vice President Joe Biden Thursday, Mitt Romney’s running mate Paul Ryan insisted: “must not look weak, must not look weak, must not look weak.” Adopting a serious tone during post-debate festivities, the 42-year-old…
Researchers Find Link Between Childhood Obesity; Calories
Obesity researchers at John Hopkins University claim they have discovered a causal link between childhood obesity and the consumption of excess calories. “We won’t know for certain until all the data is in”, said lead researcher John Pell. “But our…
Ex-Nazi Guard on Trial for 29,999 Murders Expresses Regrets
Selvoka, Poland-(SatireWorld.com) Former Ukranian concentration camp guard John Demjicunk’s trial ended today with a guilty verdict for the murders committed when he served as a Nazi death camp guard in German occupied Russia during WWII. Earning the title ‘Ivan the…
Apple/Reddit Lawsuit: Biden Too Good for Kitty PrAwN$?
Apple today filed suit against the popular user community site Reddit over the use of a picture of Joe Biden during the vice-presidential debate. Apple believes that they were first to claim use of the image as the logo for…
Hover Cars Will Not Help Us
Scientists have warned that placing too many emphases on hover cars may confuse car owners. In an open letter to the car industry, a group of prestigious scientists from a variety of disciplines warn that if the car industry continues…
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