Day: August 20, 2012
Target Changes Employee Uniforms – Red Shirts No Longer Safe
After multiple deaths, Target has decided to make a change in the uniforms of it’s employees. This decision was made once the connection of the uniforms was made to Star Trek. It is well known that any crew wearing a…
Lunch Lady Bribes Bullies to Harass Her … Profit
Scandal visited peaceful Mayfield, Ohio this week with news Agnes Javits has been dismissed from Warner Oland Elementary School. With over forty years in cafeteria service, beloved ‘Miss A’ was easily the most recognized town resident, having served lunch to…
Who Gives a Wiki?
A recent poll has shown that over 95% of the world population neither knows nor cares about the site ‘wikileaks’ In research carried out by the ‘Blue Sky Black Heart’ think tank has shown that nobody really cares about the…
DSK Defense Laid Bare; The Wrath of Strauss-Kahn
According to lawyers for embattled Dominique Strauss-Kahn, it is now clear that “Nafi” Diallo was the accoster, not DSK himself, and that she was using the event to launch a “systematic campaign to deluge the media.” This view of events…