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7th Grade Essay Contest Winner Informed He Should Start Making Better Choices In The Future

Cedar Falls, Iowa.  After writing a purely outstanding essay creatively describing what he would do if he ever found a time machine, 13-year-old Kyle Lane was warned by teachers, administrators, and his parents that his natural love for writing will…

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Nation’s Readers Devastated By Early Retirement Of ‘Long-Time Favorite’ Technical Writer

Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  Any wise individual will humbly acknowledge that the best and most inspirational stories, unfortunately, have endings, and disheartening as it may be, even the world’s greatest authors inevitably write their final words.  Nothing, however, could have prepared avid…

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Middle-Aged Creative Writer In Dilapidated Apartment Fucks Up Entire Future By Losing Massive Novel On USB Flash Drive

Midwest.  After spending the majority of his life carefully managing his time, avoiding ‘high-stress’ professional careers, and utilizing every single ounce of his creative energy to construct a massive and profound science fiction novel that would have become successfully published…

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Editors & Writers: What You Hear, & What They’re REALLY Saying!

WRITERS What you hear: Sorry, I only write if I’m getting paid. What they’re REALLY saying: Your outlet is utter bollocks, stop wasting my time!

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Not-So-Pro Tips for Effective Medium Exposure

As a relative newcomer to Medium, here’s what I (albeit anecdotally) have found out about getting good stats. If anyone has anything further to suggest, or any points of disagreement, I would love to hear them!

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