Tag: writers
Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet
Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.
Word to the Wise… Truly Successful Writers & Professionals Like You Are NOT Perfectionists!
Truly successful people are not afraid of imperfection. I’ve come to the point when I have to decide between priorities for a very serious professional writing task; one which is truly huge in scale, and on which a great deal…
6 Things You Aren’t Doing as a Writer, But DEFINITELY Should Be!
Ha! Made ya switch! Trust me, I hate those stupid, provocative clickbaity titles too. How the hell do I know what you’re doing or not doing?
How to Get More Views for Your Satire Stories
SEO, SEO, SEO! Work on your SEO. Search Engine Optimization strategies can help you make sure your website doesn’t fall down the search engine rankings. You can either teach yourself SEO, or hire a professional. There is some free software out…
Boosting Your Satire Book Sales Rank Without Cheating
The best way to boost your sales rank is to sell books! There are other ways too. Some involve cheating though, and this is likely to cost you in the long run. However, there are other ways of potentially boosting…
Careful About Brand Tarnishing: (Sci-fi Parodies Included)
When it comes to using a brand name in a negative light, authors walk a very fine line. Brand “tarnishment” is vaguely analogous to defamation, and disparaging use of a brand name is often easier to find as publishing moves to…