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Devil’s Advocate II: STAY AWAY FROM “BORED” SPOUSES THIS VALENTINE’S DAY!
Hey, how’s everyone doin’? Funny how this tima year, all the cockroaches suddenly come crawling outa the woodwork. No don’t worry, I just meant Katie! SPOILER: If a woman or a man is ‘bored with’ whoever they are with, avoid…
Free Book Offer on Amazon Kindle!
The following books are currently free on Amazon kindle. But they won’t last long… Snap ’em up now! 😉 Satire on UK Populist Party, UKIP The Wacky Professor of Metaphysical Obviousnesses The Sheer Lunacy of the Mainstream Academy: Full Length…
He’s Back! America Plunges Towards Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume II!
CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’
LOOOOOOOOONG READ! America Plunges into Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume I!
I hope some of you enjoyed my bizarre and quirky compilation, Chinese Box: to appear on Amazon some time in 2020! For the next three days, we’re going to have a loooooong read: Volumes 1 to 3 of Honest Adolph,…
Indie Poem Special! Best of Wallace’s Poetry on Patreon…
Glossy News Satire has plenty of funny poems from our talented satirists and comedians, but we also welcome the odd serious poem, even if it’s not exactly our staple content. Here are a few examples of the very best poetry…
Chapter 32: It Depends on What “Democracy” Is (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Some months later, it was the eve of the election. Pilder had already won the Democratic nomination by default. Meanwhile, Bubble had easily demolished the few remaining stragglers, who simply couldn’t compete with his relentless barrage of cruelty, crassness and…
Chapter 31: Neurodiversity is Mighty (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Saul pored through his transcript of this debate. He clumsily dragged a purple, jagged line with his marker pen; an unusual choice for a task like this, but so be it. As he stood up and moved towards the restroom,…
Chapter 30: Conspiracy Corners (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
The media tore into Adams after the debate. In fact, if anything, the sensationalist conservative media outlets went easier on him than the more established, mainstream outlets.
Chapter 29: Things Not Yet Seen (Honest Adolph, Volume III)
Senator Bubble was succeeding very well at picking off his opponents one by one. Although he was not himself a very intelligent or articulate person, he was certainly smart enough to flatter and bribe his way to what by now…
Free Books Until Midnight!
UPDATE 8 DECEMBER 2019: Some more free book deal since then! But the time is short: snap ’em up now! Dear friends, fans and followers, please catch these exciting Wallace Runnymede satire, fiction and poetry books before the deal ends,…