Posted on 01 February 2017.
Whatever happens, Ensuite Johnny gonna Ensuite! Lookin’ pretty chill there, bro!
Dave on his best behaviour for the New Year? Pigs will fly! 😉
There are those who demonize and stereotype autistic folks. But then, there are also those self-diagnosed autistic justice warriors who try to gild us.
Hardly much of an improvement, is it?
STOP HATE SPEECH AGAINST CORPORATIONS
THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO, AND THEY HAVE FEELINGS!
Psst! Two more instalments coming up tomorrow!
If you have some memes you made and want to share with us, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
We’ll make sure to put ’em up there!
Posted in Entertainment, Internets Tubes
Posted on 01 April 2016.
Not long ago I read, or else maybe just made up off entirely off the top of my head, some rather plausible UK headlines:
MP Sex Scandal: Cybersex Non-Mandela Selfie Embarrassment!!!
Daily Mail Moral Panic Rabble Rousers Censor Phobostratus Pig Anime!!
Extortionate Mobile Phone Deals Catch Lucrative New Labour Thinktank by Surprise… Funny, that!!!
Disneyland Paris Caught in Pincer Movement by Political Islamists and Rabid Humanitarian Liberation Supremacists!!!
Elvis Releases New Single, Radio 1 Says ‘We Refuse to Play this Mainstream Bollocks!!!’
In a short time, I managed to come up with the following rearrangements: Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc
Posted on 09 October 2015.
Wallace Runnymede is currently being persecuted by the malign and conspiratorial forces of international global justice, for his tiresome, lamentable screed on NewsBiscuit:
Estate of Unnamed 80s Tory Leader Arranges ‘Racist Wildebeest’ Superinjunction.
This headline has nothing whatsoever to do with pro-apartheid South African wildlife, in case you were wondering.
In fact, it has nothing whatsoever to do with former Tory leaders, the estates of former Tory leaders, wildebeest, racist wildebeest, racism, racists, authoritarian political systems in postcolonial Africa (South Africa or otherwise), or the funny little hoof marks outside the ‘dogging’ station at Number 10. Read the full story
Posted in Human Interest, Politics