Tories
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Bojo BOMBS with Wurzels Parody! Click Here to See What He Sang!

After Stormzy’s epic ‘fuck Boris’ musical chairs rant, and a rather ineffective response by the Great Man of History himself, the Master of the Universe is finally back on fine form! Over the course of his world propaganda tour of…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Bojo BOMBS with Wurzels Parody! Click Here to See What He Sang!
Piggate
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Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!

DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME… Whatever happened to dogging? The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood; His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful He’s a nasty sexual deviant…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!
cocaine conservatism
Posted in World News

HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey
Piggate
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Music Politics

Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues

Now here’s a little legend about  a party of wankers Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers It’s not a happy story so buckle up tightly Or maybe belt up, if ye know what’s right fer yer   It’s hard…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues
silly
Posted in Human Interest Politics

American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader

Wallace Runnymede is currently being persecuted by the malign and conspiratorial forces of international global justice, for his tiresome, lamentable screed on NewsBiscuit: Estate of Unnamed 80s Tory Leader Arranges ‘Racist Wildebeest’ Superinjunction. This headline has nothing whatsoever to do…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader