Tag: nra
BOMBSHELL OLIVE BRANCH!!! NRA Ready To Start Conversation on Guns…?!
In a surprise announcement on the Hannity show last night, controversial NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre declared that the time for a national discussion on guns in America has finally arrived. Hannity and Fox are staunch supporters of the NRA, despite…
REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness
A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…
Sharpen Your Pens! Glossy News Wants Your Poems… & Here are a Few Examples to Whet your Appetites!
Glossy News has plenty of room for poetry: serious poetry, yes, but especially satire! Or sometimes even serious (i.e. sober satire). Email the managing editor on wallacerunnymede@gmail.com if you want to contribute. Here are a few ideas to set you…
Proudly Presenting Present Presidential & Pundit Political Poetry!
Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns Also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, To catch a live one who thought her a cutie.
Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses
In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror House- Specially made to scare…
Future NRA Investment Projects In Keeping With Their Violent Tradition
The NRA, reeling after the public notice of their being cash strapped as of late, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. Since their specialized focus of interest are items of destruction it only follows that…
The Yahoo Comments Page Tears Up Cheeky Russian Spy’s Fundraiser to Save Her Butt (& Other Naughty Bits)
Once again, the Yahoo comments pages proves to be the best satire site going. Maria Butina, the pro NRA Russian gun advocate and good Trump friend (what Russian isn’t nowadays) has been accused of spying on the U.S. and wasn’t…
The Drone Report – We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.
Prelude- Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and recording visual and audio data for our columns.