Tag: cult
THE PROPHET JESSE JESUS SOCK DELIVERS THE SERMON ON THE GARBAGE HEAP TO THE 21st CENTURY LOSER CULT
My name is Jesse Jesus Sock and I’m a prophet out of my own head. God lives inside my skull. Not your skull. Only mine. “Ain’t you the dude who predicted the end of World War II ten years after…
Madonna & Lady Gaga’s New Cult is Too Much, Even for Progressives
Madonna and Lady Gaga, frustrated at Pope Francis’ apparent failure to make headway against conservative cardinals, have decided to form their own Church, in order to restore the true authentic meaning of Catholicism. The One True Catholic Church of the…
Sinister Spooks Threaten GlossyNews re: Forthcoming Jehovah Smackdown
Wallace Runnymede has been threatened with legal action by malign and powerful West Coast bureaucratic forces that he is strictly forbidden to name… On account of his anticipated smackdown on the Jehovah’s Witnesses sect. GlossyNews? Well, that as well. Still,…
42 Reasons Why Scientology is Literally The Absolute Truth (1)
You’ve probably noticed: haters always criticize Scientology. Well, I’m going to educate all you curious and ripe-for-the-picking folks out there on why the doubters are wrong as Hell. Admittedly, some conspicuously pretentious sophists will say that the reasons given…