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Pentagon Plans War with China to Make Coronavirus Death Toll Not Seem as Bad

ARLINGTON, VA – Classified documents leaked over the weekend show that the Department of Defense has been planning airstrikes and subsequent troop deployments in China in an effort to minimize the perceived harm caused by the coronavirus. The documents, entitled…

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Rounding Off the Week!

As we head towards the weekend, what’s the world of non-satire news going to tell us? Probably that Erdogan is finding himself increasingly sad, embittered and isolated, Israel’s election woes only continue to deepen, the UK’s approach to Coronavirus gets…

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Sarko in China: “Monsieur Jinping, Break Down This Wall”

Nicolas Sarkozy is universally renowned and respected as the man who single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall, restored the constitutional liberties and privileges of “La République,” and ended forever the reign of jihadist terror in the entire “monde non civilisée.”…

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Shipment of Chinese Crap Raises Homeland Security Alert Level

A huge influx of cheap-good laden ships from Mainland China caused Homeland Security to raise its insecurity level to the orange level today. Normally, goods coming in from China raise no terrorist alerts, but due to the present economic crisis…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Shipment of Chinese Crap Raises Homeland Security Alert Level