Tag: apocalypse
AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans
Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!
“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph
The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…
HHS Offers APOCALYPTIC Warning… John Bolton’s Opioids About to Wear Off!
The end of the world is nigh, and there’s nothing you can do about it! The Antichrist is among us, and we’ve not got much time… How so? Well, read on to find out more! Pretty sure the mainstream media…
NOT SATIRE: Three Formal Verse Poems!
Let’s take a break from the lighter stuff… The Painter of Apocalypse
Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “Close Enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader
Dateline: LICKSKILLET, KY—Evangelical Christians are supporting President Donald Trump, because “he’s probably the Antichrist and that’s close enough,” according to evangelical leader Leon Birdbrain.