Second Coming of God
Posted in Politics Religionism

AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans

Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!

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Televangelism
Posted in Politics Religionism

“A NEW CYRUS!” Franklin Graham & Top Televangelists Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph

The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely to remembered for a long time as a flamboyant and highly controversial figure who is widely known for his alternative music (grand) wizardry and…

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Satan Devil
Posted in Top Stories World News

HHS Offers APOCALYPTIC Warning… John Bolton’s Opioids About to Wear Off!

The end of the world is nigh, and there’s nothing you can do about it! The Antichrist is among us, and we’ve not got much time… How so? Well, read on to find out more! Pretty sure the mainstream media…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

NOT SATIRE: Three Formal Verse Poems!

Let’s take a break from the lighter stuff… The Painter of Apocalypse

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Posted in Religionism World News

Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’

Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Posted in Religionism

Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “Close Enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader

Dateline: LICKSKILLET, KY—Evangelical Christians are supporting President Donald Trump, because “he’s probably the Antichrist and that’s close enough,” according to evangelical leader Leon Birdbrain.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “Close Enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader