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Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives
UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament.
The Poetry Of Sarah Palin
I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow Into the air It came down And pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true And brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see my trail they quake…
In his Lonely Hour, Trump Embraces the Swamp
April arrives, and like seasons, brings cherry blossoms to bloom in Washington D.C. One side or another deflowers the hopes of Liberty or the Peace Movement. Trump has embraced warfare and the welfare state. The swamp will take away the…
Russian Intelligence Operative Reveals why Putin Helped Elect Donald Trump
Dateline: MOSCOW—Russian intelligence operative admits to meeting with Donald Trump and with members of his inner circle during the 2016 presidential campaign, to explain to the Americans that Putin wanted Trump to beat Hillary Clinton because Trump is a colossal…
DNC Discovers Secret of Transformational Leadership
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Democratic National Committee taskforce concluded its investigation into how Donald Trump has managed to be a transformational president.
Making Law like Sausages
October 8th’s release of the “Billy Bush Tapes” couldn’t stop a Republican avalanche exactly one month later. The Republicans maintained their decided advantage in both the US House and Senate. Donald Trump snuck out an electoral college win and put…
Butthurt DNC Idiots Decide to Sue 2016
After watching John Oliver’s ‘Fuck you 2016’ Skit, DNC ‘Ideas Man’ John Podesta decided it wasn’t good enough to just sit and unconstructively rant about 2016. Politics is not about mere sentiment, but about practical reality. Why don’t we sue…
Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement released today by Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump’s transition team spokesperson and former…
A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves
A Country Gets The Leaders It Deserves An unfunny article- There is an old saying that “a country gets the leaders it deserves.” So what does that say about the United States and the choices it has made of late?…
Dynasty’s End? The ‘Annus Horribilis’ of Hill & Bill Clinton
One of the many unfortunate outcomes of 2016 is the denial of influence rendered to one Bill Clinton. Riding #IMWITHHER were many odd bedfellows. The Clinton Foundation, and her sister Clinton Global Initiative, had raised untold millions, right up until Election Day,…