‘Spine-tingling’ is a great phrase, that can either be a metaphor, or a literal phrase. But do any of you know of sayings that genuinely send a tingle down your spine?

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Martha Mollycoddle, the mother of a man diagnosed as a psychopath and currently undergoing treatment in a hospital for the criminally insane, has begun a campaign to shame liberals and Democrats for mocking President Trump as a result…

The Chinese writer Lu Xun used to write essays called ‘Random Thoughts,’ although random is also translatable as ‘miscellaneous.’ This is quite a good thing to do. Here are a few thoughts which are only loosely bound together; they do,…

I once commented on the Liberal Democrats Facebook page:

Offense is both subjective and objective. Harassment is both subjective and objective.

For decades, the most chosen alternative to achieve high muscle growth gains were anabolic steroids, cyclic applications of human growth hormone injections with frequent use. Adepts have quickly discovered that these injections have grossly overloaded various organs and the organism…

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button. The…

A certain low-grade satirist is upset that no fewer than ten edgy satire outlets have stolen his Scaramucci joke. Bigoted, disrespectful moron One Tongue Johnny wantonly abused his freedom of speech privileges by screaming:

Have you ever noticed there is a PC taboo (sometimes explicitly stated, sometimes more explicit) over the phrase ‘strong woman?’

Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told…