After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa.
But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little Mix. Let’s give it all up (and how!) for ‘S/O 2 Mein Ex!’
Make sure you click on for more! I promise you are not going to regret it…
Much.
This is a shout out to my ex
The Chancellor is full of shit
Brussels, they hurt me I admit
But tell that bitch I’m over it!
Not since Hitlerjunge Quex
Has Germany had such a shitty leader
No more Euros for the parking meter
Guess I should say thank you
To the EU and the fake news
I give zero fucks by the way
No more bent bananas here, I say
Merkel Muss Weg… Hooraaaaaaaaaay!
Shout 2 mah ex, the Brussels Taliban
Broke our economy and made it like Afghanistan
Here’s to mah ex, look at the FTSE now
Our GDP’s on the way up baby
And you’ll never, you’ll never bring us down!
We’ll take control of our finances
And our migration policy
You’re pretty pissed now I can see
Can’t believe you’re still not over me!
But foreign control ain’t legit
Now our country will be free, baby
Now fuck Jean-Claude, Michel and Guy, baby
Now read this declaration… Ohhhh ja!
Shout 2 mah ex, the Brussels Soviet
They ripped and trampled us like a worthless serviette
Here’s to mah ex, look at our country now
We’re heading up to the wide world baby
And you’ll never, you’ll never bring us down!