Posted on 25 November 2015.
Universally beloved plastic pop enterprise X Factor has finally lost its shine.
Yup! No-one ever believed this classic of early 21st century manufactured inanity would ever end up being discredited by a flamboyant and
sexually doubting, um, sexually dubious former KGB Lenin lookalike…
But such is life!
Or as Louis Walsh would no doubt belt out in his cups:
‘C’est la Vie!’
Still, the hidden hand of the music industry has guided the nation of Russia to unanticipated progress; all by means of mere individual self-interest!
Yes, just see this storming (not to say stormtrooping!) video of Russia’s most swishiest Elton John admirer for proof: Read the full story
Posted in Music, World News
Posted on 29 June 2015.
The moment Fatima and Bieber landed in Alessi Exile Airport in Bishop’s Kennedy, Queensland…
A lawless horde of vicious, beer-swilling, assless-police-uniforms-and-cowboy-hats-porting, official-public-order-batons-wielding bogans descended upon Fatima and Bieber! Read the full story
Posted in Entertainment, Television
Posted on 14 February 2013.
According to a contact of ours that has a very, very close acquaintance that knows people who are “in the know”, those particular people always know what they’re talking about when they talk about things heard from actual friends of celebrities.
In other words, we have it on good authority that our source’s hearsay is authoritative. Our gossip is so good that we’ve been approached by OMG! and TMZ on a number of occasions to fill in the tiniest gaps on their usually solid stories. Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Celebrity Gossip
Posted on 18 February 2011.
Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year’s Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the ‘incredibly difficult and outdated’ song and because of that, she wants to lead a fight to change the song to one that is more singer-friendly. Read the full story
Posted in Entertainment, Music
Posted on 06 November 2010.
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania – A scientist at a local university has declared his greatest achievement, a computer capable of composing original music, a complete failure. Dr. William T. Corn had been working for over fifteen years on the Artificial Music Operation Project, also called “A-MOP,” before vowing to destroy his creation. Read the full story
Posted in Entertainment, Gadgets & Gizmos
Posted on 19 March 2010.
HOLLYWOOD, CA (GlossyNews) — During a midday press conference, ABC announced a late addition to this season’s “Dancing with the Stars” celebrity lineup.
“It’s a fine day for American Broadcasting,” Media Director Phil Lehman announced. “I’m pleased to tell you that The King of Pop will grace our ballroom floor this season!” Read the full story
Posted in Television
Posted on 22 December 2009.
Miami Beach FL (GlossyNews) – As the great Jerry Lee Lewis once sang: “Too much love drives a man insane.” Tiger Woods took a page from the Killer’s book last week and finished recording his own solo album.
The 14 track CD, tentatively titled ‘Can’t Tame This Tiger’, includes his renditions of a number of classic hits such as “Teddy Bear”, “Shot Through The Heart”, “You’re All I’ve Got Tonight”, “Satisfaction”, Read the full story
Posted in Music