Category: Top Stories
Are Secular ‘Islamophobes’ the Only True Friends Muslims Have?
Suppose I told you this was the result of a conversation I had with a dear friend? Let’s call her Fatima.
Demagoonery
If demagoguery plays to our prejudices and fears, then demagoonery adds our gullibility and a dearth of honest information to the mix. Here’s an example: During Obama’s second term the stock market did a little 50 point dipsy doodle. One…
Tony Blair Orders French Citizens not to Vote for Marine Le Pen
Former UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is appalled at the recent EU referendum decision in the UK; as well as his failed attempts to prevent Corbyn becoming, and indeed remaining, Labour leader. A rather flustered press conference has given him…
Fighting Hate with Hate
I recently got a bad headache and had to lie down. It snuck up on me while I was researching the word fascist. The reason for my interest in fascism was Yvette Felarca. She’s a special kind of crazy. People…
New MIT lab wants to cure autism
In the occasionally some news is good news department, Gadfly is happy to report that there’s a new kid on the block, a new lab at MIT started with a private donation, that has expressed a desire to find a…
“Inappropriate,” the Power Elite’s Ubiquitous Euphemism!
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Experts discover that American politicians, pundits, and journalists frequently say “That’s not appropriate” when they really mean, “I want to tear out your intestines and strangle you with them for doing that.” Leslie Montague, psychologist at Pick Your…
One Day Without Us: Letting Migrants Stay is NOT ‘Idealistic’ or ‘Sentimental’
Glossy News is a non-partisan satire site. But even a co-editor is entitled to express one’s view on divisive issues, once in a while. I’m going down soon to the ‘One Day Without Us’ event in Leeds. Make sure you…
Comedians Replace Democrats to Oppose Psycho Clown Republicans
To address the challenge presented by the new Republican Party, the Democratic Party has been replaced by a bevy of comedians. The challenge began in 2017 when President Donald Trump made psychopathy cool. Henceforth the Republicans became informally known as…
Betsy’s Twat Burnt Down My Son’s School
I heard the bulletin at work. There was a riot at the Ralph Kramden Elementary School in Los Angeles. That was my son’s school. I left work to hurry down and find him. When I got there hundreds of teachers…
How Vicente Fox Won the Cold War
Nobody else can drop these #fucken #apostrophes like a boss! Let’s give it up for big Vic! (By the way, if you don’t believe me, look him up on Youtube. This is a really classy guy! Love his flow). ***…