Category: The Rest
Man Arrested for Biting Satire
Joe Satire had bites about his head and neck but could not identify his attacker.
You Can Win $100 by Writing Killer Satire
This contest is active for the month of January and February (extended for March as well), and it will be held-over every month thereafter as long as readership continues to build and the user response is positive.
New Credit Card Rules- Vaseline and Dinner Out
Today is the first day of the new credit card rules mandated by Congress. For the first time in our history, these companies must now offer to “lube up” and to take you out to dinner at a “mid-priced or…
Tiger Woods Played 9 Holes Sunday Morning
Later in the day, he took in a round of golf.
Live Guinea Pigs Used to Test Safety of Zhu Zhu Pets
In an ironic twist of fate, the very animals that Zhu Zhu Pets are fashioned after are being used to test the toxic levels of antimony in the fur and noses of the popular Christmas toy, and the live pets…
Obama Taps Dan Rather to Save Dying Newspaper Industry
In a surprise appearance at today’s White House Press briefing, President Obama introduced Dan Rather as his new “Dead Tree Press Czar.” Rather will be tasked to oversee the federal takeover of 27 failing liberal newspapers. “We cannot allow newsrooms…
Rumor: Tiger Woods’ Mystery Lover is Adam Lambert
While we have yet to verify our sources, we feel it would be irresponsible not to report this shocking rumor as it’s been reported to us. Is it true that the golf legend Tiger Woods has been having an intimate…
Cash-Strapped America Selling Bootleg DVDs out of Chinese Embassy
John Boehner Changing Last Name to BAY-ner
Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) held a press conference last week to announce that he has started the process within the Ohio State court system to officially change his family name from Boehner (pronounced Boner) to BAY-ner (what he says is…
Real Reason Tiger Woods is Ending Golf Season Early
Tiger Woods just announced that he is pulling out of the golf season early, citing injuries received in his recent fender bender. He won’t be attending his own Chevron World Challenge Tournament in California. Sources close to Tiger state that…