Category: The Rest
Monkeys Replace Humans as Referees for World Cup 2010
Durban, South Africa – After many complaints about the poor calls being made by the referees hired to service the World Cup 2010 soccer matches, FIFA officials have decided to hire trained monkeys to referee the remaining games. Said one…
Louisianan Upset that Oil Spill is Killing Animals Before He Can
Tee Toos Landing, LA (GlossyNews) — Coonass Marty Boudreaux, who spends the bulk of his spare time drinking Dixie beer and shooting anything that moves, is pretty darned angry these days. That’s because a giant oil slick is coming on…
White Liberals Vow to Never Laugh Again
Auston, TX (GlossyNews) — A group of middle-aged white liberals in Austin, Texas has vowed to never laugh at anything again. Group spokesman, Broice Kafoudlink, or as he is known in the organization, King Fuddy Duddy, declared at a recent…
Copy of Mein Kampf Found in Glenn Beck’s Locker Next to His Lederhosen
Beck claims he just uses it as reference to use against the Obama administration and not for purposes of learning how to indoctrinate his listeners.
Singer Elvis Costello Refuses to Perform in Israel
“Oy vey, what a schmuck,” said one man as Israelites far and wide kvetshed about this latest development.
Karl Rove – The Infomercial
Greetings fellow Americans (Queue in Picture of Karl Rove in Lederhosen)– Are you one of the millions of downtrodden Americans who have never had a lucky break? I was one too, but I am going to pass on to you…
Found: Mummified Remains of Man Waiting for Facebook Comments
Chicago, IL (GlossyNews) –The mummified remains of a man waiting for comments to his clever face book post were found last Monday in a basement in Winnetka, Illinois. The desiccated body of Murray Stinsky, who had collected a total of…