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USDA Faces Mounting Pressure to Bail Out Portugal

Economists are questioning why the United States Department of Agriculture would be called on to bail out a foriegn, soveriegn nation, but at the same time, representatives from the USDA have said that “The $14 billion requested only constitutes a…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! USDA Faces Mounting Pressure to Bail Out Portugal
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Younger Palin Comes in “Almost First” Like Mother, Thanks to Gerrymandering

The thick-thighed mistress of spin was served something of a vindication this week, as the hit reality show “Dancing With the Stars” finally succeeded in ousting her daughter from the position she never rightly should have held. Clever vote-rigging and…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Younger Palin Comes in “Almost First” Like Mother, Thanks to Gerrymandering
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NAMBLA Announces Strong Support of TSA Pat-Down Policy

Spokesman asks, “What? I don’t see the problem.”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! NAMBLA Announces Strong Support of TSA Pat-Down Policy
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Fox Follows MSBN’s Lead- Suspends Entire Staff Over Campaign Donations

Except in this case, a bit of a surprise, it was actually the Republicans politicians making donations to the reporters. Suspensions are reportedly with pay and can be taken any time over the coming 180-days, or cashed out like traditional…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Fox Follows MSBN’s Lead- Suspends Entire Staff Over Campaign Donations
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American Socialism Prevails: Olbermann Resumes Propaganda Tuesday

Known socialist and sanctioned MSNBC commentator Keith Olbermann has been handed his greatest defeat in decades; a week at home with his family… without pay!

WTF?! Click now to find out more! American Socialism Prevails: Olbermann Resumes Propaganda Tuesday
Posted in Opinion/Editorial Politics

Open Letter to Undermining, Commie-Pinko Socialists

IMPORTANT – IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF “CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA”, THEN DO NOT READ THIS… Comrades! The situation is dire! Our plans lay fast in rubble before us!…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Open Letter to Undermining, Commie-Pinko Socialists
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Christine O’Donnell Camp Considering Concession

Only three days after election day, and a mere 9-weeks after her crusade for a senate seat lost its luster, Christine O’Donnell, who has cast her spell on many voters around the good state of Delaware, is now considering conceding…

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Tyler Perry to Reproduce ROOTS as Musical Comedy

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Tyler Perry to Reproduce ROOTS as Musical Comedy
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Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus

Even though she may have intended it to lead her to the highest gubernatorial office in the land, she’s just happy to do her part… if you can accept all that.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus
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Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”