Category: The Rest
USDA Faces Mounting Pressure to Bail Out Portugal
Economists are questioning why the United States Department of Agriculture would be called on to bail out a foriegn, soveriegn nation, but at the same time, representatives from the USDA have said that “The $14 billion requested only constitutes a…
Younger Palin Comes in “Almost First” Like Mother, Thanks to Gerrymandering
The thick-thighed mistress of spin was served something of a vindication this week, as the hit reality show “Dancing With the Stars” finally succeeded in ousting her daughter from the position she never rightly should have held. Clever vote-rigging and…
NAMBLA Announces Strong Support of TSA Pat-Down Policy
Spokesman asks, “What? I don’t see the problem.”
Fox Follows MSBN’s Lead- Suspends Entire Staff Over Campaign Donations
Except in this case, a bit of a surprise, it was actually the Republicans politicians making donations to the reporters. Suspensions are reportedly with pay and can be taken any time over the coming 180-days, or cashed out like traditional…
American Socialism Prevails: Olbermann Resumes Propaganda Tuesday
Known socialist and sanctioned MSNBC commentator Keith Olbermann has been handed his greatest defeat in decades; a week at home with his family… without pay!
Open Letter to Undermining, Commie-Pinko Socialists
IMPORTANT – IF YOU ARE NOT A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF “CONFEDERATION OF SOCIALISTS INTENT ON BRINGING DOWN THE CAPITALIST DRAGON AMERICA”, THEN DO NOT READ THIS… Comrades! The situation is dire! Our plans lay fast in rubble before us!…
Christine O’Donnell Camp Considering Concession
Only three days after election day, and a mere 9-weeks after her crusade for a senate seat lost its luster, Christine O’Donnell, who has cast her spell on many voters around the good state of Delaware, is now considering conceding…
Tyler Perry to Reproduce ROOTS as Musical Comedy
Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus
Even though she may have intended it to lead her to the highest gubernatorial office in the land, she’s just happy to do her part… if you can accept all that.