The thick-thighed mistress of spin was served something of a vindication this week, as the hit reality show “Dancing With the Stars” finally succeeded in ousting her daughter from the position she never rightly should have held.
Clever vote-rigging and regional gerrymandering have been thanked for her ability to survive in the primaries of the competition thus far.
When reached for comment, Ms. Palin said, “my mom doesn’t have thick thighs!”, thus showing once again how truly out of touch the grizzly family truly is.