Category: The Rest
Bin Ladens First Day In Heaven
Hey! Where’s Allah at? I got something to say to him. Who are you? Buddha? Buddha! What the Hell! Hey, where’s my 47 virgins? Man, what’s up? Its hotter here than Afghanistan!
New Poll Reveals that Polls Are a Waste of Time and Energy
Nearly two out of three Americans say that the poll they are currently taking is pointless and stupid.
Mr. Trump- Being Overbearingly Arrogant Alone Is Not Enough Of The Character Fiber Needed To Be President
American Spoof Writers Raked Over Coals by Queen Elizabeth
Those closest to Queen Elizabeth are saying that she is becoming quite upset with the way American satirists are cashing in on the upcoming nuptials between her grandson and Kate Middleton. Although she has long gotten over the rude treatment…
Trump Says Fukushima Disaster is Racist
Reality star Donald Trump had upped the crazy ante once again, doubling down on the quake/tsunami stricken Fukushima nuclear power plant, swearing that it is “probably a Muslim plot,” and adding that it is “likely the one place that had…
Airline Bans Overly Tall Man from Flying the Friendly Skies
Afraid of another air disaster involving a hole in the top of the passenger cabin, a major airline carrier has recently banned an overly tall traveler from boarding one of its jets en route from Oregon to California. While the…