Category: The Rest
Paypal Founder Invests $1.25 Million to Create Floating Libertarian Habitat
Billionaires with more money than they know what to do with are flocking to a company known as Seasteading Institute to get in on the ground floor, so to speak, on building floating countries (oil-platform-like structures) where they can exercise…
Disinterested Wife on Period 21-days/month
Despite math, science and medicine being against her, newlywed Jerilyn Thomas, who has body issues and a noted lack of sexual interest, continues to insist that she is “on her period” a solid 21-days per month, much to the consternation…
Sarah Palin Perfectly (Pant-)Suited for Supreme Court
News-Ruse hereby endorses former Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin to fill the next vacancy on the U.S. Supreme Court. We at News-Ruse know that Palin is not a lawyer but the Supreme Court already has lawyers. Look at…
TV Viewer Claims His Wife Invented Commercials
A TV viewer announced that his wife was responsible for the creation of TV advertisements. When asked how he came to such a conclusion, he had this to say; “Well it was just a matter of putting two and two…
Lady Gaga Mistaken for Letterman Band Leader Paul Shaffer
It was quite an embarrassing evening for Lady Gaga Saturday when fans approached her from behind and began shouting “Paul, Paul Shaffer, can I have your autograph?” Gaga has recently gone bald and while many love her no matter what…
Gamers Storm White House In A Risky Move
The boardgame Risk was the subject of controversy after several hardcore gamers attempted to attack the White House. A statement from the leader of the group before the incident said: “All of us have played a lot of Risk. We’re…
Disclaimers & Vegetarians – One (Correct) Opinion
Sometimes you’ll see the disclaimer, “No animals were harmed during the making of this film”, at the end of a movie. I think that’s a rather bold statement. I’m watching the movie thinking, “I know for a fact around the…
Top 15 Tips to Surviving Office Life
Everyone knows how stressful an office environment can be. Work can be hard enough without having to deal with co-workers and office equipment. But the hits just keep on coming, and the hours seem longer and longer. The following list…
Sarah Palin Has ‘Todd’ Tattoo Removed
In yet another breaking story from an undisclosed source that the Palins are divorcing, a supposed cosmetic surgeon in Phoenix has neither confirmed nor denied that she performed a tattoo removal for Sarah Palin. But sources close to the sometimes…
Dear Hostway: You are Terrible
Your service is lacking, your customer care is almost completely absent, and your attention to customers like me who have paid you ten-fold the cost of domain registration ($35 bucks a year, come on, get real!) I have only one…