Category: Entertainment
Causality up-ended in the Southern Hemisphere (comic)
Imagine if penguins got around to being hack philosophers, and they did it causal Friday. Casual Friday? Either way, doesn’t matter, they’re just flightless birds, so don’t take them too seriously. If causality had made you a penguin, would you…
Contest: Bet You Cannot Spot the Difference
You’ll want to enlarge it (by clicking on the image) and study it studiously. The first reader to write back to me with the difference will receive a $20 Visa gift card. Can you spot the difference, or do you…
Does Your Dog Suffer From Any-Attention-Span? (comic)
Some say that dogs are incredibly smart, while other, equally credible people, say dogs are incredibly dumb. This comic doesn’t endeavor to judge dogs, just meet them on their level and love them for what wonderful stanky fart-factories they are,…
Are Pets He/She… or IT? (comic)
This troubled me as a young kid. I referred to my dog as a “she” only to be corrected. My dog was apparently an “it”, even though I knew her gender… its gender? Well that’s the human perspective, so I…
Speak English or Go Home, This is ‘Merica (comic)
The turbo-patriots like to cling to some notion of America than never was, like saying we’re a Christian nation (we aren’t,) or that English should be our national language (it shouldn’t.) If you really want to lavish your founders with…
Non-Sexual Freinds Seek “Higher Level” w/ Obvious Results (comic)
Ever had that opposite-gender friend you were “just friends” with, and wanted to take it to another level? Well there is another level, but sadly, you’re probably not in the same place. Once you each spill the beans, there’s little…
Dog Likes Cat, Promptly Shamed (comic)
I once had a cat. I was too little to remember it. I had siblings though, and we fought like cats and/or dogs and/or cats & dogs. Normally it was fine, but sometimes it was… well let’s just say it…
Scientific Study Proves Cats Have No Sense of Humor (comic)
Sometimes you make a joke and it’s almost like your dog is right there with you. He doesn’t know what you said, but he’s in the moment. He gets it… the same can be said of cats precisely zero times…
Study: Men Will Say Anything for Sex Opportunity (comic)
If you’ve ever tasted alcohol, you know what it’s like to crave a sub-desirable person of the opposite sex, and if you’ve ever gotten to know them well enough, you know what it is to lie about who you are,…
Scandal: Obama Admits Pansexual Affair
WASHINGTON – Tears and beers were the currency in the West Wing as news broke that President Barack Obama confessed to a “torrid and greasy” pansexual affair. Obama could scarcely hold back the tears as he recounted to the press…