Category: Talky Pictures
Hollywood: Remade (Electric Boogaloo)
After years and years of poor Hollywood remakes the film capital of the world has decided that Hollywood, itself, needs a remake. Set for release in November 2015 the Hollywood remake will see star-studded town set in downtown Detroit, with…
Ayn Rand Based Movie Atlas Shrugged: Part 2 – We All Shrugged
Today I spent my afternoon at the movies, if you can call them that. I had what can only be described as a hopefully forgetful afternoon viewing one of the most horrific movies that has come out this year, or…
Looper Movie Review
Looper is an amazing movie. Though you have to see the first one to make much sense of it, newcomers will be pleasantly surprised as well. Looper is set in a fantastic world filled with trees and blue people. These…
Hard-Up Filmmaker Frantically Writing Raunchy Muhammed Screenplay
YORKTOWN – Struggling to break into the film industry with a series of underfunded independent projects, local filmmaker Alan Friedrich was frantically writing a controversial screenplay Friday, depicting the Muslim prophet Muhammed as an alcoholic, homosexual gambler. Set to the…
Bad News Guvna: Original ‘James Bond’ was American
THE BIRTH OF BOND, JIMMIE BOND Who was the first James Bond on film? Sean Connery? Yes, that is true if you go strictly by movie films. Could you believe that there was a television version of Ian Flemings Casino…
Disney Closes Down the Public Domain
In its latest controversial move, the Walt Disney Company has recently acquired wordmarks on the names of several fairytale characters for literary and text based works, in addition to its wordmarks on the same names for all other purposes. A…
M Night Shyamalan’s Children in Tears After Big Twist ‘Resolves’ Bedtime Story
M Night Shyamalan’s daughters were being comforted today after being “cheated” by the last installment of their father’s bedtime story. The two girls are refusing to speak to the Hollywood director after he tied up the many plot contradictions by…
Pre-Movie Announcement Advises Moviegoers to Put Kids on Silent
CASTLETON – Prior to its 5:35 screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks, a cinema today advised patrons to make sure all babies were switched off and that any children between the ages of 4 and 11 remain on silent throughout…
Struggling Local Actress Lands Gritty New Role as Data Entry Clerk
INDIANAPOLIS – After working tirelessly to break into the professional theater scene since her graduation from Butler University in 2009, former Theater Studies major Rachael Cardwell has landed a gritty new role entering data for S.C. Clarkson Ltd. The talented…
Major Continuity Error in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Sees Batman Unveil Really High Pitched Voice
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Having lined up for four hours to watch the latest installment of the Batman saga Thursday, fans of the series were left stunned as a major continuity flaw saw Christian Bale introduce a significantly higher register to…