Category: Books, Newspapers & Misc
Art You Don’t Want Your Kids Doing For Show & Tell
Being an ‘artiste’ is not an easy thing. At a book store I saw salmon print art that someone made by inking the side of a fish and pressing it to paper making a beautiful wall motive. I thought to…
Conservatives Protest Olbermann Departure
Isaac Newton once observed, “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” The truth of that is seldom seen more clearly than in the rough and tumble of American politics. And so it was this week as Tea…
Decision Points – The E-book (shocking revelations)
George W. Bush’s best-selling memoir, Decision Points, has been described as an unconventional narrative and a “groundbreaking new brand of memoir.” Rather than detail his life in chronological order, President Bush chose to center on the “fourteen most critical and…
Media Boycotts Year in Review Stories, “It wasn’t that memorable a year”
In a rare show of solidarity, all news outlets have agreed to cancel ‘Year in Review’ retrospectives for 2010. The late December fluff pieces have long been a staple of American journalism, due in large part to the low skill…
Wall Street Whizzes “Said Sorry”, Beg Public for New Nest Eggs
The front page of USA Today announced that ‘Five Wall Street Heavyweights say it’s time to “Get Back Into Stocks!”’ Yes folks, for those of you who are not unemployed or living out of a storage unit, it is time…
Mythical Liberal Media Not Doing Its Job
The liberal media has fallen asleep on the job. They are supposed to be the “dominant media” according to certain people. But you sure could never guess it from the last few weeks. Too much has slipped through the grill….
Glossy News Implicated In Wikileaks Treason Scandal
Office Of Homeland Security, Washington, D.C. To the Editor Brian K. White, In the latest Wikileaks exposure, a document has been released that we find to be very disturbing. It is a missive sent via what are supposed to be…
Bush Vetoes Nutcracker Appearance Claiming it Sounds Too Painful
George Bush has told his wife Laura that there is no way he is going to accompany her to any ballet, let alone a ballet titled the Nutcracker. “Is she nuts?” asked George, who added, “no pun intended, heh heh…
Wikileaks Insider Leak: Assange is Developing Nuclear Capabilities
United States intelligence sources are claiming that Wilileaks Founder, Julian Assange’s recent release of highly sensitive cables is just the tip of the iceberg of what Assange is truly capable of. They paint the picture of a man who considers…
Glossy News Guide: The Five People You Will Meet In Hell
DETROIT, Mich. (Glossy News) — Coming years after the much lauded success of his beloved novel, “The Five People You Meet In Heaven,” author Mitch Albom now returns to the best seller charts with “The Five People You Meet In…