Author: rfreed
Poli-Soup; The Cure For “All” Your “Ills”
The miracles of our modern world never cease! Claims are now being made by many pundits that their particular variety of political soup recipe is sure to find a cure for whatever ails you. To concoct your own cure, first…
Glossy News Implicated In Wikileaks Treason Scandal
Office Of Homeland Security, Washington, D.C. To the Editor Brian K. White, In the latest Wikileaks exposure, a document has been released that we find to be very disturbing. It is a missive sent via what are supposed to be…
Glossy News Guide: The Five People You Will Meet In Hell
DETROIT, Mich. (Glossy News) — Coming years after the much lauded success of his beloved novel, “The Five People You Meet In Heaven,” author Mitch Albom now returns to the best seller charts with “The Five People You Meet In…
Palin Develops Warts On Her Nose- Her Career Tanks
In a horrifying situation that would destroy the morale of many political pundits, Republican spokeswoman Sarah Palin has developed hideous warts on her face. Since their appearance Ms. Palin’s polls have dropped drastically. Statisticians estimate that the normally sexy and…
NPR to Use FOX Tactics to Survive In Modern US Media Climate
The recent Juan Williams firing scandal has led National Public Radio to realize that they need to develop more FOX News type media tactics if they are to survive. A radical top to bottom make-over has been ordered for the…
Republicants Show True Colors- Let Poor Die From Lack Of Healthcare But Let Rich Keep Tax Breaks.
U.S. Gastronomical Travel Guide For Gourmet Zombies
Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print guide to fine brain dining wherever you may be in the US. Our ghoulish researchers have spent many dark, moonlit nights partaking of the cuisine available throughout this great land….
Democratic Terrorists Throw Water On Sarah Palin- She Melts
‘The Dick’ Cheney Gets Starring Role In ‘Dr. Strangelove’ Remake
Dick Cheney returns to the worlds spotlight this week as he appears in his first movie part–reprising the unforgettable Peter Sellers role of Dr. Strangelove in the remake of the Stanley Kubrik movie of the same name. Sellers made cinematic…