Author: P. Beckert
Hollywood Caught in Weird Juxtaposition Thanks To OpenCarry Movement
Hollywood, CA – If there is one thing you can say about the folks in Hollywood, it is the fact that they never miss an opportunity to capitalize on a new trend, even if it sometimes goes against everything they…
Woman Caught Selling Food Stamps to Buy Palin Speech Tickets
An Orlando woman was arrested for welfare fraud last weekend for trying to sell her monthly food stamps on the Florida black market in order to scrounge up the $50 necessary to buy a gallery seat to Sarah Palin’s speech…
Psychic Killed Over Bad Fortune – Whoa, Who Saw that Coming?
New Study Proves Americans are Highly Pissed Off
A British team of doctors recently developed a color wheel that they say can be used to determine if mood affects color choice. The wheel, known as the “Manchester Color Wheel” (they obviously were spent after the research and could…
Might Tiger Woods Be Suffering from Performance Anxiety?
It was reported that the Friday deadline at 5 p.m. to sign up for next week’s Accenture Match Play golf event was another World Golf Championship event missed by Tiger Woods. It’s reported that he missed the entry deadline for…
Obama Assistant Caught E-mailing Palin as 2012 Secret Adviser
Washington, D.C. – Susie (Suze) Ruze, an aide to President Obama, was reportedly relieved of her clerical duties early Monday morning and her White House e-mail account was suspended. These actions were taken after White House officials had learned that…
OpenCarry Movement Gets Makeover on Project Runway
Taking their cue from the recent headlines that a group of gun rights activists calling itself the “OpenCarry Movement” are flexing their God-given Constitutional right to enter public places with their firearms proudly displayed, the producers of the reality series,…
Prisoner Brutally Beats Cellmate With Prosthetic Arm
Rochester, NY – Hugh Buttnum, an inmate at the Monroe County jail in Rochester, NY, is in critical condition after a fellow inmate ripped off Buttnum’s prosthetic arm and beat him with it. Evidently, inmate J. “Johnny” Johnson was not…
AOL News: “Palin Says She’d Run in 2012”
Where? Back to Alaska?
Secessionists Pass out Own Survey to Tea Party Attendees
A South Carolina independent rag known as the Secessionist News developed a Survey entitled “Where Do You Stand as a True American?” They hope it will be picked up and answered by lots of Tea Party Convention delegates in an…