Author: P. Beckert
Newt Gingrich Blames Obama for Setting Marital Standards Too High
For the second time this year, Newt Gingrich has announced nationally that he is definitely considering making a run for President of the United States on the GOP ticket. He admits he has some hurdles to overcome and addressed those…
Lady Gaga May be Getting Married or Not
In a surprise turn of events, Lady Gaga today denied rumors that she was getting married, but hinted that she probably would get married. Those close to her say that she is contradicting herself as a way to throw off…
Almost 20 Tons of Unwanted Drugs Turned in to DEA
For the second year in a row, the DEA has organized a drug take-back initiative event at 6 sites throughout New England to collect unused prescription medications from those residents who no longer want or need them. Unfortunately, just like…
Bumper Crop of Medical Marijuana Expected in White House Garden
Thanks to a wet and mild spring in the nation’s capital this year, a bumper crop of medical marijuana is expected in the White House garden. Tommy Chong, chief Japanese gardener, (no relation to that other Tommy Chong) claims the…
Kate Gosselin Prefers Camping Down Under to Palin’s Alaska
It took mere seconds into the filming of a camping trip in Australia for Kate Gosselin of Kate Plus 8 to make it quite clear that the outdoors she and the kiddies experienced in Australia was far superior and way…
Obama Not Reading Book Upside Down When Bin Laden Killed
It has already started, the “What were you doing when you heard the news that Osama bin Laden was killed?” Most of us were getting ready for bed or already there on a Sunday evening when the news broke. Not…
Donald Trump Dons Blackface to Prove He is Not Racist
Donald Trump decided to pull out all the stops to put to rest once and for all the ridiculous notion that he is a racist. Scheduled to speak before a group of business leaders at his alma mater, Wharton School…
Engraved Tax Bills Sent To British Taxpayers on Eve of Royal Wedding
Reports are coming out of England that part of the cost of throwing one of the most lavish weddings of the decade will be borne by British taxpayers. Unfortunately, with the economy pretty much still on a downward slide, this…
Donald Trump Puts Glass House on Market
Yet another indication that Donald Trump is absolutely serious about running for President is the fact that he has just listed his all-glass NY mansion for sale this weekend. The home, a stunning 8 bedroom, 9-1/2 bathroom home is one…
President Obama Offers up Authentic Treasure Map to Throw Off Birther Scent
The quest for definitive evidence that Barack Obama was born (or not born) in the United States is heating up once again. This time, it is millionaire Donald Trump (or billionaire if you’re asking Trump himself) who is leading the…