Author: Josh Gillam
Study: Careless Driving Deemed Perfectly Safe
Here’s a little guide to help ensure that you’re driving like the rest of America. DON’T BE AWARE! While driving, keep in mind that everyone else on the road should be looking out for you. Therefore, there is no reason…
Get Drunk… It’s for the Children
A lot of different communities have started a recycling program, commonly called “Cans for Kids.” The concept is to collect and recycle aluminum cans and have the proceeds go towards things such as children’s education. Many of these programs have…
Mystery of Fights at Barnes and Noble Solved
After several fights had broken out at a Barnes and Nobles, the store manager had this to say; “In retrospect, we probably shouldn’t have put the Philosophy section so close to the Bibles.”
Meghan Duam is Smrt
In a recent column in the LA Times, writer Meghan Daum explained to America that anytime President Obama stumbles over his words, it’s because of an “intellectual stammer.” Needless to say, doctors were amazed that they had missed this diagnosis…
Sony Blames Harold Camping for Prolonged PSN Outage
The weeks of the Playstation Network being down was frustrating for many gamers. What was even more frustrating was the constant reassurance that the network would be back up soon, with that date being pushed farther and farther back. Many…