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Tyler Perry to Reproduce ROOTS as Musical Comedy

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Arriva PLC Threatens Satirists Who Never Even Mentioned Them

SEATTLE, Former British Colonies (GlossyNews) – On Sunday, the 27th of June, 2010, the headquarters of Glossy News was shocked to receive a notice from the solicitors of Arriva PLC (www.arriva.co.uk ) demanding that Glossy News cease and desist. Due…

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Posted in Internets Tubes Technology

US wins Supercomputer Race w/ Record-Breaking Chinese Computer

It was announced this week that China now owns the world’s fastest computer, which is a great victory for Americans, since the technology is far from new, and the technology all comes from Santa Clara, California. That’s clearly a boon…

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Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus

Even though she may have intended it to lead her to the highest gubernatorial office in the land, she’s just happy to do her part… if you can accept all that.

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Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”
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Seattle Rally to Restore Sanity Needs Donation of Sign-Making Materials

We’re having our second sign-making party, and we need materials to make the signs. The Seattle Rally is established as a 501c3 non-profit, so your donations are more than welcome (and desperately needed,) and it looks like they are also…

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Middle America Vast, but Moderate America Massive

Politicians and pundits in recent years have harped on the tired adage of “real America”, though the term is as uncertain as climate change. That is to say, it’s a very clear metric, but staunch conservatives are just in plain…

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Medical Marijuana Surges $0.00 on 105-Ton Tijuana Pot Seizure

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Defeating the Enthusiasm Gap, Absentee-Style

The buzz word this election cycle is voter apathy, and the GOP is banking on it heavier than the “Viagra for child molesters” myth. In absence of tangible ideas (like what programs they’d actually cut,) it seems the only thing…

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Christine O’donnell Threatens Lagging Supporters with Newts, Brew

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Christine O’donnell Threatens Lagging Supporters with Newts, Brew