Top College Menswear Trends to Follow in 2019

Life in college has a lot of aspects to it – serious, fun, good, bad and ugly ones. Nonetheless, most college students would easily concur that it’s a serious aspect of college life that dominates it. But there’s also a litany of other things, including sports, fraternities/sororities, music, parties, friendships, and romance. The appearance of a person speaks volumes about them even before any form of verbal communication occurs. Indeed, how a person dresses amounts to being a form of art and self-expression. Being young and self-conscious adults, college students can relate to that fact. Read more Top College Menswear Trends to Follow in 2019


The Knives of Athenry: A Far from Humorous Satire on ‘The Fields of Athenry’ (NSFW)

By a lonely Irish ward, I heard an infant wailing
“Mammy, they said they’re taking me away,
For the people repealed the 8th
To be cut in pieces is my fate
Mammy, save me, or I’ll never see the light of day!”

Cruel, cold, the knives of Athenry
Where mothers see their terrified infants die!
In this extermination wing
There are no dreams or songs left to sing Read more The Knives of Athenry: A Far from Humorous Satire on ‘The Fields of Athenry’ (NSFW)


Foolish Walter & his Loving Oak: A Parable of Ecocide and Homicide

Cold was the evening,

Chill was the wind,

Dull the foreboding

The forest stumbling in!

Old was the tree

Rotten were the branches

Foul-mossy was the trunk

To Walter the assassin!

Oh, useless, tree!

The farmer muttered bitter

No use for thee!

No expedient curse a-fitter!

Down bowed the oak

The forest dank with smoke

O, man of hate, so wee,

How has brother elder oak,

How have I offended thee? Read more Foolish Walter & his Loving Oak: A Parable of Ecocide and Homicide


End of the Blue Pill! Chilly Willy Comin’ Atcha! Catch it Now (GN Video)


Human body shapes are incredibly diverse and beautiful: think Jabba the Hutt, the Orcs of Middle Earth, and even our good old fat supremacist buddies like Tess Holliday!

So it’s only fair that I give y’all a chance to celebrate the range of penis size and shapes out there. If you thought ‘sexy dice’ were the next BIG thing (LULZ! Oh, really?!)…

Yer wrong, wrong, WRONG!

Kind of.

Well, I guess it depends, doesn’t it?

Hey, I ain’t gonna judge.



Don’t forget to nuke that goddamn subscribe button too!



Random Thoughts (XVII): Alt-Islam, Alt-Right, Alt-Europe!

It’s time to get some more hard-hitting, punching commentary! So if you have any thoughts of your own, on any topic, you know what to do!

Christians, Atheists and Islam

I don’t really agree with the New Atheist movement or anti-theism, but they are doing a much better job at standing for our true values than fake Christians ever will. Some atheists seem to take the extremism deriving from Islam more seriously than many Christians do; I think some Christians, like Pope Francis, secretly (or even unconsciously) desire a post-secular society. Islam is the old enemy who now (ironically) holds out to them the chance to take revenge on a society and a civilisation who rejected Christianity.

People like Condell, Dawkins, Hitchens, whatever their faults and imperfection, are important voices in the struggle against the jihadist menace. Now can we finally have some REAL Christians in Europe who admit that a great deal of Islam today, as in the past, is hostile and hateful to the best of what we have achieved and held? Much of what passes for Islam today and yesterday is very different from Orthodox Christianity, Orthodox Judaism, Sikhism, Buddhism, and more. Don’t be fooled by relativism: equal truth no more applies in religion than it does in politics. Some ideas are just wrong, some customs are just wicked, and that is just how it is. Islam is the one religion, as Bill Maher says, that has more bad ideas than the others right now, and in this context, it’s perfectly reasonable to talk more about the faults of Islam than those of other faiths.

Stand with Europe… NOT the EU!

It’s unsettling to see the Franco-Prussian empire openly plotting to create an EU army. The homeless bureaucrats are getting more and more blatant and shameless in their authoritarianism. Our friends in Poland and Hungary have already been invaded millions of times over history: it is important to stand with our fellow Europeans against the homeless bureaucrats! The UK and Italy may have to fight shoulder to shoulder with our brothers and sisters in Eastern Europe, in order to defend our civilisation! Don’t be afraid: the darkness is only for a season! We will NEVER let the enemies of civilisation gain the victory over our beautiful continent.

The Alternative to ‘Alt-Right’

The disturbing rise of white nationalism / ‘Alt-Right’ is a natural consequence of elitist centrist ideology, and is only to be expected. However, the supposedly ‘radical’ venture of white identity politics is a nonsensical diversion and a purely collectivist gesture; a mere mundane inversion of standard issue leftist identity politics. It is merely yet another tedious social justice ideology, and it doesn’t bring anything new or exciting to the table. It is time to restore our ancient traditions of individualism. Europe can and WILL prevail against identity politics. We did it with the rise of Christianity, and we will do it again!

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