Posted in Politics

Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said:

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc World News

MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”

The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…

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Posted in Top Stories

Avoiding Fuel Poverty: A Serious Guide

OK, so this one is not satirical! Fuel poverty is a big problem in the UK,  USA, India, China, and many other countries. But I’ve actually found a way to balance saving money on heating, with avoiding getting unwell from…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs

Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as “Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs” were actually people just like them.

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Posted in World News

Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers

The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee Finally Reach Consensus

This is an excerpt from the debate I hosted between Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee on a well known, highly-respected and thoroughly unbiased media outlet. Have a look; just in case you, by any strange chance, managed to miss it….

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Television

Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy

Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he’s still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O’Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator…

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