Day: January 17, 2014
49ers PR Office Readies for Mass Suicide Sunday Night
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: January 17, 2014 11 Comments on 49ers PR Office Readies for Mass Suicide Sunday Night
The San Francisco 49ers had a terrible 12-4 season, but this Sunday they face the Seattle Seahawks with a stunning 13-3 regular season record. Facing certain defeat, 49ers fans are widely expected to commit mass, ritual suicide. The Seahawks have…
Harvey Weinstein to Open Fire on NRA in Upcoming Movie
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: January 17, 2014 2 Comments on Harvey Weinstein to Open Fire on NRA in Upcoming Movie
Filmmaker, Harvey Weinstein announced Wednesday that he is taking on the NRA with a zeal not seen since Michael Moore’s documentary, Bowling for Columbine. Weinstein told Howard Stern that his movie won’t be a documentary, which will give him license…
Fourteen-Year-Old Florida Boy Expelled for being Named Joffrey
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: January 17, 2014
Fourteen year old Joffrey Stevens of Astapor High School was instantly expelled today once it became clear that he shared his name with the infamous Game of Thrones king, and all round hated guy, Joffrey Baratheon. Young Joffrey Stevens had…