Day: January 1, 2014
Bible Quiz Proves Average American Knows Nothing About The Bible
A recent quiz written by our own staff has gone live in Beta, and early results are less than promising. It seems nobody knows the real facts of The Bible. There are questions from the Old Testament, the new Testament,…
Baby New Year Found Working in a Chinese Child Labor Camp
2014 will be delayed indefinitely. “I guess I’ll have to cover his damned shift,” grumbled 2013.
Psychic Predicts Top Entertainment News Stories of 2014
Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again when the famous Psychic to the stars, Crystal Ball, gives us a peek into the future. This time, she is narrowing her predictions down to the music and entertainment industry. Ball claims…
Past-Forward-thinking Governor Gradually Propelled Indiana Into the 19th Century
INDIANAPOLIS – Indiana’s past-forward-thinking and innovative Governor, Mitch Daniels, insists that, under his leadership, the state gradually caught up to the demands of the 19th Century. Citing the state’s handling of various social and economic issues under his watch, the…