Day: May 26, 2013
Hummer Totally on Guy’s Ass for, Like, the Last 2 Miles
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: May 26, 2013 1 Comment on Hummer Totally on Guy’s Ass for, Like, the Last 2 Miles
CARMEL – According to reports from the driver’s side of a silver Buick Century, that damn Hummer has been on local man Jeff Foggerty’s ass for, like, at least the last 2 miles. Even though Foggerty is himself marginally over…
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Taco Bell Elects to Take USDA Meat Test Pass/Fail
Author: Reidicule Published Date: May 26, 2013 2 Comments on Taco Bell Elects to Take USDA Meat Test Pass/Fail
IRVINE, CALIF — Taco Bell announced in a statement last week that they have elected to take this year’s USDA meat test on a pass/fail basis, rather than risking another poor performance on the agency’s traditional grading scale. According to…
How much do five hipsters weigh? (comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: May 26, 2013 1 Comment on How much do five hipsters weigh? (comic)
It’s a non-sequitur from the word “don’t go,” but apparently it’s been asked, so we’ll address it. How much do five hipsters weigh? Surely this is the pressing question of our time, and one that deserves front-page news attention, even…