Day: May 25, 2013
Posted in Celebrity Gossip
Norm Abram Goes on Mass Sawing Spree, 11 People Left With Sheds
Author: Reidicule Published Date: May 25, 2013 2 Comments on Norm Abram Goes on Mass Sawing Spree, 11 People Left With Sheds
CARLISLE, MASS — Celebrity Carpenter and Former Host of PBS’s long-running “New Yankee Workshop” series Norm Abram allegedly went on a mass sawing spree late last night, leaving 11 people with beautiful, finely-built sheds, sources report. Experts claim that all…
Trump to Open Chain of Children’s Casinos
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: May 25, 2013 2 Comments on Trump to Open Chain of Children’s Casinos
Free-market capitalist and cranial gopher rescue haven Donald Trump has announced this week that he’ll open a new line of casinos aimed squarely at the children’s market. Many see this as a provocative, or even illegal move, but since all…
Extreme Couponing… It’s called Shoplifting (comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: May 25, 2013 1 Comment on Extreme Couponing… It’s called Shoplifting (comic)
If you’ve ever wondered the best way to squeeze a few nickels out of your local retailer, there’s no better way than shoplifting. Sure you might go to jail over a $1.87 sample size of Jergins, but usually you’ll just…