Day: January 9, 2013
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In Response to Obamacare, Medical Schools to Lower Their Standards
Author: NickFun Published Date: January 9, 2013 2 Comments on In Response to Obamacare, Medical Schools to Lower Their Standards
In order to address a growing shortage of doctors predicted under the Obamacare program, medical schools across the country have announced that they will be lowering their standards for incoming med students. “We used to accept only the best and…
Weight-Loss Program Guarantees You’ll Lose Interest in Under 2 Weeks
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: January 9, 2013
INDIANAPOLIS – As millions of Americans continue to return to post-holiday life, a controversial new weight-loss program – pioneered by a self-help guru in California – guarantees that dieters will lose interest in the program in just 2 weeks. Launching…
China Becomes Puppet State of Malta
News sources from the Far East are reporting that a successful coup has brought the People’s Republic of China under Maltese control as a puppet state. Sleeper agents from the island nation are believed to have been activated last evening…