Day: August 27, 2012
Supreme Court Protects Corporations’ Right to Bear Arms
Washington D.C. – Today the Supreme Court upheld Corporations’ Second Amendment Rights. This decision comes in the wake of the much controversial decision, FEC v. Citizens United, where the Court upheld corporations First Amendment rights to free speech by striking…
Hey Religious Nuts: Why Don’t You Say Anything About God’s Wrath on the Republicans In Tampa?
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at? Where are they when you need them? A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you don’t hear a peep out of them. Are…
American Expatriates At a Loss What to Threaten To Do If Romney Is Elected
PRAGUE – As the 2012 U.S. presidential election approaches, the possibility of a win by Republican Mitt Romney is a cause for fear and concern among many liberal Americans across the country. Among those most worried, however, are U.S. citizens…
Six Significant Sporting Bans for Lance Armstrong
Now that Lance Armstrong has been officially banned from “Sport” for life by the USADA, Glossynews with the help of WikiLeaks has uncovered associated bans in the fine print. While Armstrong still maintains the USADA power to enforce the ban…