Day: August 7, 2012
Microwave Dinner Tempts Palate w/ Tones of Crumb, Salt
It is not a meal that I usually sit down to, preferring Italian and Thai; I went in with preconceptions and hesitations about its conception and direction. Visually, this is not stunning or groundbreaking, the colours are a little mediocre…
11 Reasons Sarah Palin Was A Better VP Pick Than Dick Cheney
Ex Minister of Vice Dick Cheney has come out (no, not out of the closet. Don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for Vice President. Well son of a gun! It’s the pot calling the…
Onion Intern Fired for Suggesting Satire on Obama Actually be Directed at Obama
CHICAGO–An intern for The Onion, a popular satirical newspaper based right here in the Windy City, was fired last week for violating the cardinal rule of media (yes, even satirical media). Apparently, the young “reporter” submitted an idea to his…
U.S. Senate Bursts into Spontaneous Verse
The Senate unexpectedly and unintentionally bursts into verse this morning as the legislators were conducting their routine opening procedures. The following is the official Congressional transcript of this incident. CONGRESSIONAL RECORD PROCEEDINGS AND DEBATES OF THE 112TH CONGRESS, SECOND SESSION…