Day: February 22, 2010
Officials Discover Al Qaeda Operating Rogue Aviation Network: Low Fares but Horrible Safety Record
TIMBUKTU, Mali – In early 2008, an official at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security sent a report to his superiors detailing the most significant development in aircraft usage since 2001: al Qaeda has been operating a rogue aviation network….
The McQueen is Dead — Waifs Around the World Panic
LONDON, U.K. — Shock waves rattled the foundations of the fashion industry Thursday when designer Alexander McQueen’s death made headlines. McQueen, 40, was found unresponsive at his London home. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene, with preliminary reports calling…
Toilet Paper Nation–Youngest Grassroots Movement to Take on Washington
Butte, MT – A new right-wing fringe political movement calling itself the Toilet Paper Nation or (TPN) is the latest and youngest grassroots movement to go after what they believe is a Washington that is out of touch with the…
Adopt A Highway, Get An Orphan Free
Too many unadopted Georgia Highways, too many Georgia orphans. Answer? Combine the two. At least that’s the thinking of the state legislature here in the Peach State. “We literally have miles and miles of unadopted highways in this state,” says…