Day: November 26, 2009
Christmas Caroling Obviously Banned as “Offensive”
Oh yes, Christmas is coming, just around the corner in fact. The Festive Season of Peace on Earth and Good Will to all Men. So, are we all prepared for an evening’s visit from our local Church group’s carol singers?…
New York Man Guilty of Dying Without License
New York City, NY (GlossyNews): A New York man was held without bail today on charges of dying without a license. Arresting office, and legendary Parking Meter Compliance Enforcement Specialist Miami Fickle, told the Court in sworn testimony, “I knew…
Chaseable Pigeons Revel in Survival-Based Fitness
Unbeknownst to most animals, they are among the chaseable creations. I have proven that even scavenger and parasite species that require our presence to survive are never more than a few rapid steps away from being chased. Research further proves…
Cap & Trade Compromise – Eat Pets for Carbon Credit
Doubtless 50% of the UK’s half-awake population have been brainstormed by know-all media pundits gobbing off about the forthcoming global warming propaganda summit in tropical Copenhagen next month – and may well have scratched their arses – and then their…
Does God Exist?
What kind of Question is this? Are you Nuts? You might as well as ask a windy person, say, what’s the answer to: what’s the ultimate goal in life? why are we here? what’s the meaning of life? and so…