Day: November 24, 2009
Breach in Time/Space Continuum Opens Portal to all 9 Circles of Hell, CERN Not Involved
Man recently donned the cloak of Creator and assumed the role of God. His manipulation of ORMEs, the esoteric sciences and applied quantum technologies saw…
Posted in Crooked Cops
Cameroon Corruption: Force 9 on Beaufort Scale
Amidst a growing maelstrom of rumour, gossip and scandal Cameroon’s security chief Rastus Chuckabutty has finally admitted some 300,000 people hoping to get jobs in…
Hunk Obama Nominated for Porn Award
The nominees for the upcoming AVN Adult Video awards were released today, and in surprising move, the Adult Academy has nominated President Obama for Best…
Posted in Politics
Sarah Palin: Going Rove
If you will be kind enough to indulge me, I would like to propose a toast: Here’s to Sarah Palin; may she never – ever…
Posted in Serious Commentary
Animal Farming: Is there a higher moral order of humanity guarding us from unfettered, greed-driven capitalism?
Nature and life have always had its own rhythms, seasons, and quantities when it comes to growth and follow a “invisible hand”, which guides the…
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