Day: October 28, 2009
UN Goldstone Report Hints Israeli War Crimes “Uncool”
The UN Human Rights and Wrongs Council has backed a report into the festive season-of-goodwill Israeli offensive in Gaza that accuses the IDF and the Knesset government of dastardly Nazi-style war crimes bordering on a genocidal mini-Holohoax. The report, authored…
Dubya to Become Moronvational Speaker
Who was the Illuminati’s PNAC stooge that got the US embroiled in two illegal foreign wars – solely to steal oil and opium – then a monster recession of Biblical proportions – ending up his two dodgy four-year terms with…
Flight Wins 23rd Annual Eau Claire–St. Cloud Corn Maze
Minneapolis, MN — An Airbus A320 jet flown by a Northwest Airlines pilot and co-pilot have won the 23rd Annual Eau Claire—St. Cloud Corn Maze Run. The oldest airplane corn maze in the western world announced NWA Flight 188 were…
Health Emergency Declared at Strip Clubs Citing H1N1 Fears, This Time
President Barack Obama officially declared a public health emergency due to H1N1 on Friday evening, and did so with a gusto uncustomary even for him. The Obama Administration said this proclamation will waive certain standard federal requirements as needed, on…