There once was a loser called Bush
Who told old Saddam to vamoosh
And made y’all some enemies
And the terror threat went through the roof!
There once was a showman called Barry
Who was genial and happy as Larry
He preached Hope and Change
But to everyone’s dismay
He made the whole country go Hari-Kari!
There once was an empress called Hill
Wall Street’s most reliable shill
The MIC’s beast
And the entire region is now a landfill!
There once was a warmonger called John
Who wanted a nuclear war
Against Russia and China
And old Asia Minor
Time to bounce Armchair John’s ass out the door!
There once was a great MIC
Who brought freedom to you and to me
They massacred yer soldiers
Turned Iraq into a boulder
Well, who wants some more LIBERTY?!
There once was a great CIA
Who paid the warmongers to play
Repubs or Dems
‘We’ll fund ‘em all, either way’
K! Unleash the genocidal mayhem!
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