Tag: trump scandal
Trump Privately Boasts His Mother Invented the Dildo
Davos, Switzerland (Reuters) During one of the conference breaks President Trump, the moral and spiritual leader of American white evangelicals, was overheard bragging to Angela Merkel and non-neomerc environmental activist Greta Thunberg about how his mother had invented the dildo….
Trump Rushed to Walter Reed for Hand Trauma
rump had suffered multiple paper cuts from his rage induced efforts to tear up old Nancy Pelosi speeches that he demanded his staff find for him after his State of the Union delivery.
Trump Renames Pardoned Turkeys “High Crimes & Misdemeanors”
President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump participated in the annual turkey pardon on Tuesday afternoon in the White House Rose Garden. Justice was served alongside stuffing and cranberry sauce, as Trump made his official decision. For the second…
Trump Launches EXTRAORDINARY Expletive-Ridden John McCain Rant.
Universally admired (and hated) celebrity Twitter troll Donald J. Trump has just made an extraordinary online attack on known war hero and suspected warmonger John McCain (wait, did I get that one the right way round?!) Key Twitter highlights go…
BREAKING NEWS! President Trump Says Something Shocking AND Offensive
Dateline: Washington, D.C., January 22, 2017 – The Present BREAKING NEWS. President Trump stunned the nation this afternoon when he said something shocking and deeply disturbing. According to an anonymous insider, he did not tell anyone in advance that he…